Resisting the urge to bug literally everyone on my contacts list while drinking.

*Xanadu by Olivia Newton John plays* in the silence between songs "she's dead now" 🤣

Assigned reading for my followers: Drinking Alone by Moonlight, by Li Po

Everyone else: "lets partay!!!" Me: "ooh, I haven't heard of this therapy modality, let me read some articles!"

Guy's grinder profile "I'm a super sexy top that eats ass 😎" Me: "is that a Nintendo collection? 😧"

I thought they already started the party, but no, it's the people in the cabin next door pregaming 🤣

Because I'm by myself at this best camping event, and I'm drinking, you're going to get live updates dear foklowers

Aught to post this here too

I'm in desperate need of a cuddle rn

When he says he's a tank main.

Sexy Robert Downey Jr GIF

ALT: Sexy Robert Downey Jr GIF