Let's just be utterly clear. A pecan pie (pronounced p'can not pee-can) is a sugar-goo pie with a buttery crust and *thin* layer of pecans on top. It is not a charming-looking nut-filled pie with decorative cranberries, you goddamned New Englander son of a bitch.

I was about to ask if british bake off did the smores fiasco 2

Can I involve chocolate and/or bourbon in the making of said p'can pie?

Waiter, there is too much pepper in my paprikás - but I would be proud to partake of your pee-can pie.

Yeah! A giant butter tart with a couple nuts on top!

My sister makes pecan pies that really are more nut than custard... when I was a kid we had heirloom pecans too, those little ones with the flavor as opposed to the big tasteless ones... There is a company in Texas that makes pecan pies the way I like them, reminds me to place an order this year...

CRANBERRIES!?

How impierious of you.

sure but the peecan pie is actually nice 😜

Pee cans are what truckers use.