Who wants cake?

Do Not Pass Go, Bitch

Nightcrawler

Me on Threads vs Me on Bluesky

Me, wondering what the person above me is cooking for Thanksgiving

I am not paid to post on Bluesky so if you see me posting engagement bait it’s because I need dick and attention.

Threads deleted this long ago Threads hates pixie dust

Threads is K-Mart

Show me proof of tattoo! Oops! Ouch! Woof! Grrr! Proof of tattoo

I’m fucking sick of this message