“Hey Zakaarus” *ping* “How do you spell extrapolation” and I’ll spell it out for him and whenever he’s curious about something he can ask and I’ll instantly get into the zone and jump down the Wikipedia rabbit hole researching it.. and whenever I’m not answering questions or turning the lights on n

off I’ll just b staring at the wall blank and mindless listening for my name (while also being accused by guests of listening into conversations and sending it to Russian spies across the world)