Waking up as the speaker of the house is the 2023 version of showing up to work naked in your dreams!
As Israel’s blockade continues 84,000 pregnant women in Gaza face high risk of complications amid constant bombardment & a medical system on the brink of "actual collapse.” Intnatl Ppanned Parenthood Federation says pregnant women “are miscarrying pregnancies due to stress and shock”:
There are 84,000 pregnant women in Gaza facing a high risk of complications amid constant bombardment and a medical system on the brink of "actual collapse.”
When I’m elected president, my team will solve global warming. We will do this within three years by adding a lake next to all major population centers. On day one, we will get to work on repurposing “Mariana’s Trench” into “Mariana’s Splash Pad and Cantina”, bringing joy and cerveza all.
Just a reminder that “Karma” is an idea perpetuated by the wealthy to keep poor people from rioting. Make sure he suffers in THIS life!
Not much longer left in the year. It has been an amazing year for music. Shout outs to Billie Eilish (What Was I Made For) and Kylie Minogue (Padam, Padam) for a dead tie for best song of the summer! 🥰
Is there a more irritating person in the world than Amal Clooney?
Who tf was clamoring for a THIRD big fat Greek wedding ?! 🙄
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No one liked Russell Brand like…ever? Did they? He’s the epitome of unlikeable!
I mean he also named it the “Wolverhampton”…so…he was not a great marketer! This…we know!