Photo by my kid at Etçi Mehmet Steakhouse, Leeds.

If misery took a culinary form, it would be this rainsoaked pain au chocolat in the smoking area outside Leeds Bradford Airport.

Greenhouse, Leeds

It's not just a joke. It's so shockingly anarcho-femininist and prominently displayed that it may as well be considered art. All it lacks is stated artistic intent. Thus, by inferring that intent, it becomes art. £36,000 if you're asking.

Nature (II), framed.

Nature (I), framed.

Untitled. Artist unknown. Pop-up art currently on display at Victoria Gate Casino. The Headrow, Leeds.

Grounded.

Sorry, I got Little Buddy's name wrong!

No large format photography at The Ivy in Harrogate.