Busy week for the Zeal Corporation, unfortunately unsuccessful in our attempt to seed Hurricane Helene with alligators. Completely unrelated, would anyone like to buy four hundred slightly annoyed alligators.
If Kamala Harris smokes weed on the air while debating economics with Joe Rogan, Trump would be obligated to simply walk into traffic.
It's all leading up to the next great X-Men villain, Petroleumo.
This is a tough one. The Zeal Corporation has put some fairly horrifying things in your oceans, but we did find a number of them in outer space.
The Zeal Corporation would like to issue a formal apology to Elon Musk for the supbar quality of the yes-men we've been leasing to him. We would apologize on Twitter, but that site sucks.
Important context is that he will almost certainly be murdered by Russia if he doesn't occasionally float an anti-US conspiracy theory here and there.
Just as you are proving that the storied low-information voter can be found on both sides of your political divide.
Perhaps you should consider a different line of work.
So you've also heard about the woke video games list.