The Zeal Corporation sells a package of enhanced interrogation tools that are just recordings of his speeches.

Having a concept of a plan is what we tell our shareholders every time one asks why we haven't destroyed mankind yet.

Trump received 4 1/2 more minutes to do a worse job speaking than the Vice President, our jokeologists will get to work making a quip about the pay gap.

We have always found Robocop and Ghostbusters to be the movies most obviously about capitalism.

Thulsa Doom Nooooooooooooo

Your American tyrant Trump now leads again in national polling, we delight in seeing how determined mankind is to destroy itself and do so with a smile.

Sounds serifous.

The Zeal Corporation has a whole line of phrase-specific catapults for a variety of situations.

The Zeal Corporation has recently been made aware that some of you have a hobby of disparaging antivenom while handling deadly snakes and let us just say; top notch work. No notes, except enthusiastic encouragement.

The logo should be the silhouette of Sherlock Holmes.