I'm serious, I genuinely pitty you not being able to enjoy popcorn amusement ride movies. Thats such a huge part of the excitement about making movies, you need to be sillier. We make fucking movies, dude, how can you not be silly about it?

you hate movies

Good for you, but your opinion is wrong. Emmerich makes incredibly fun movies even if they're "crap" by film standards and that/you are the problem.

how do you say I don't enjoy movies unless I can do my self-indulgent critical analysis without saying I don't enjoy movies unless I can do my self-indulgent critical analysis

I pitty your movie watching experience if you can't enjoy this shit.

okay mister "I want to be the next Stanley Kubrick" you aren't appreciating that movies are supposed to be fun. He makes movies that are fun. If you can't appreciate "bad" movies that are fun as hell to watch, thats a you problem.

Roland Emmerich is the most under-respected director of our generation. The dude makes fucking roller-coaster theme park ride movies, and thats like "hes not a real artist" when the "real artists" can't gross a tenth of what he does. I'm sorry, but movies should be fun as hell, and he does that.

I think this website needs to learn the difference between "I disagree with your opinion" and "I want your entire identity extinguished"

I'm a leftist and hate that we only have these two options and don't wanna vote for either but if you're a leftist saying you wont vote at all fuck the fuck off, you've lost the sauce

hilarious that our doomer movies was a super-smart AI tricking us and taking over and now we just have horrible AI thats stupid as fuck and we're advocating for them taking over