I'm so so sorry!

Hoping I can blame my cold for me staring blankly into that graphic for a good five seconds

Only way this could be an even more unhinged misunderstanding of "hour-glass figure" would be if you could see sand falling from her breasts to her stomach

Tell me someone has already yassified Marlon Brando in The Godfather

"My local Irish builder was beloved for 25 years.Then he saw this really sexy goat."

It's really been messing with me that people seem to be rejecting the idea of the "lesser evil," in this moment where the "greater evil" is so much more obviously evil

My wife is reading some smut that referred to labia as "nether lips," like it was some eldritch-ass pussy

File under "Things We'll Be Saying After the Inevitable Leaks"

I held my phone up to my wife to show her, and it was like holding a crucifix up to a vampire

Preeeety fucking sure there was a parable Christ used to define "neighbor" that specifically used a member of a group that those listening would have fucking *hated*