Accidently left blood on my girlfriends floor.
I was laying down listening to pause music while my gf went and did something. I felt pretty relaxed and happy and she came back and said I looked sad. That made me feel attractive.
Zen goes hard AF at work, complains about being exhausted, but that somehow doesn't stop him from being insanely horny all the time.
I have admiration for people who can be the gross weirdo that I can't.
I asked the chick at Walmart where they had bookmarks and she took me to go look at sharpies...
First time using a new sex toy and I broke it slightly... :(
I don't tell people what my taste in music is because I don't want them to know my favorite song is called "20 Ways to Kill Someone" and goes like "Slice him, shoot him, break him, burn him. Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him. Seems inappropriate for the office IMO...
I kind of miss working in labor, I miss working on my feet all day and coming home utterly exhausted. Was honestly a vibe.
I live to nut.