Screams in old millennial #fursuit

Yooo salad fingers

NO F**KING WAY, IT'S *HIM*!

*visibly ages* I love it XD

Don't let it touch you with its salad fingers, that's how it gets you!

SALAD FINGERS

Somewhere in the same venue, some youth is being photo bombed by Strongbad while two unicorns are surreptitiously trying to steal the youth's kidney

That's making me think of those PSAs about concussions

All you need now is a "Can I Haz Cheeseburger?" caption.