"I'm literally just a girl" You drank four tall boys, railed a line of ketamine off someone's diaper, tore off all your clothes, peed so hard you leaked (twice), and passed out with your butt in the air like a toddler.

god forbid women have hobbies???

Come on, that's just a Monday night for me!

god i wish that were me

Ill cheers you the tall boys but make sure you arent having a bad trip while i indulging in a edible glazed paci :3

textbook silly little girl behavior

Like that’s not absolutely girl-coded behavior!

girls' night!!!

god i wish that were me

Exactly!

i mean, it does sound like she is the life of the party. and, if she isnt the one with the diaper bag, is it really her fault she leaked?