Zombies are your brand, that's why you work in a Cemetery to keep them from taking over
They should call it Montogomery Valley. There are 10 romanceable relatives to choose from. After year 2 ends, the character has a 20% chance of getting conscripted and its game over.
Did they mention how he tasted? I may consider reforming my religion, as every great king does to include eating their enemies
We received devastating news today from the vet regarding our boy Blue. His echocardiogram revealed that he has moderate HCM. It kills me a little to know that we may wake up without him one day. Until that day comes, we intend on making every day he knows he is unconditionally loved
Gotta love living in the North Atlantic. This was our view of the Eclipse today. It still was interesting to witness thechante in light, and I'm sure many people around here have nature to thank for not burning their retinas out, but I'm still a little disappointed. Anyone get good photos? #Eclipse
Squirrel brought in to test it for rabies. He claimed he knew what would happen and that he refused to bring it in. They then asked if he was illegally harboring a squirrel at which point he told them they'd never take his squirrel alive and hung up. Psych profs are just living case studies
My psych professor had a story about a squirrel he befriended when he was a grad student living in the U.S. One day, the squirrel happened to bite him and he was concerned he needed a rabies shot, but when he called they asked if he still had the squirrel. He then told them that they needed the- 1/2
It's 904AD in my campaign, with the war crimes I've committed in retaliation to a holy war, I am shocked they haven't started working on the Geneva Comvention. Wait that's it! I need to take Geneva next
