Remember, it isn't a "Cybertruck" It is an "IncEl-Camino"
The front is like a car! The back is like a truck! The front is where we drive! The back is where we… (Don’t do anything useful because the bed is uselessly small, like WTF was anyone thinking?) IncEl Camino!
Y’all laugh but Cybertruck is the only car in the world with a self-esteem indicator in the driver’s panel.
Ha, nice. That made me think of a cybertruck dad joke: "It's a diesel." "What?!" "Sure, a D-cell Camino." Now that you mention it, it does kind of look like a kid drawing an El Camino.
Or maybe it's just a very expensive, poorly finished road vehicle offered in a single color. (Even Henry Ford offered the Model T in colors other than black.)
I had several el Caminos but that's a great line.