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children of the corndog
@zit.bsky.social
Bluesky's first leper.
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Then go bother shepherd.
Fuck. I forgot you were here. Why?
*respectfully* awooga
The last time I got a summons, I put it on the fridge and then just completely forgot to call. I wonder if there’s a warrant out for me or something.
But the only threat they pose is as a choking hazard.
Aside from catching a fraudster, was there something he actually wanted?
That doesn't work here, bitch. Get fucked.
My HOA president doesn't know he's waving old glory from a GIRL's flagpole.
*poking you in the eyes so you know I'm your dad*
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CO
children of the corndog
@zit.bsky.social
Bluesky's first leper.
104 followers216 following239 posts