Is Ben going to kill me

Yeah, that’s kind of an iffy text. Who the f is “ben”?

I just want ya to come outside that's all

Ben's here to give you what's coming to you

You didn't capitalise his name, he knows and is angry

damn @bencollins.bsky.social already got a new job?

Don't go, Ed.

BEN ot afraid

No but the right mix and volume of trans fats and salt will.

the Ben in question

I talked to BEN (we all have a big group text) and it’s totally safe. He just has something to give you, he’s definitely not going to murder you or anything like that, he assured me multiple times.