So this is what it's like to witness the mind of a genius...

literally how can anyone on earth be this fucking dull

You're blinded by the light, yeah?

Holy shit he’s unironically doing this Onion video youtu.be/DkGMY63FF3Q?...

Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1

Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of the future--one filled with cars powered by compost. He outlines the...

Or just a mind full of ketamine…

It would be useful though. We could go back and tell the South African people about the emerald mines before Elon's family got to them.

Or the feces

but this may still be related to my assertion that Total Recall was written by time travelers who hated that him specifically

Has my dude heard of airplanes and time zones?

heady stuff

Wow, you have a low entry barrier to the "genius" modifier..