This may be the most embarrassing thing he's ever written, while also being uniquely nasty

Aside from the creepy rapey vibe of this: The guy who makes his security detail accompany him into the bathroom is gonna guard her cats with his life?

Agreed while also being particularly pathetic, standard ‘white conservative man baby’ playbook, desperately pretending he is relevant and wanted.

Congratulations. You've not only posted the first thing on the web in over a decade to make me actually physically vomit but also it's real and not fake or and edit. Please fucking remove it from the skyline so I don't have to look at it anymore.

Can somebody shove him back to whatever diamond mine his parents dug his ass out of? I'm pretty sure he was the one made from dinosaur turds

WHAT IS BRO EVEN SAYING WHAT DOES THAT MEAAAN

Multibillionaire who bought Twitter, everyone

I went over there just to confirm it’s real because it is a level of cringe that I cannot actually believe

The awful horror of it bringing to mind his flabby, pale body is, enough to make me feel queasy in itself. He has no personal awareness. Incredible.

what a creep!

Oh Elon…..

a man in a suit is covering his face with his hand and says `` gotta ask have you lost it '' .

ALT: a man in a suit is covering his face with his hand and says `` gotta ask have you lost it '' .