they never tell you on those corny ass astrology things that capricorn is the house of DEATH

that’s i always say if i can’t get hard too

resisting the urge to stop staring into the abyss and look at old photos of me and my ex. do not look dude don’t do that to yourself lol

if you start trying to map the political economy of defense contractors in your head you go insane

walter lippmann stole hamilton armstrong fish’s wife, thus ending his relationship with his best friend of many years. fish, editor of foreign affairs, never forgave him. the mid century was nuts.

lol owned

They put the “Ante Up” beat in an online sports betting commercial which feels wrong to me because that song is about robbing people in person not little by little through their phones!!!!

so many guys were governor general of the philippines for like 3 months, what a bat shit scenario that whole thing was.

holy cow there’s a reason teddy roosevelt jr stayed behind the scenes eh