(This is pure fantasy of course. What self-employed genXer is going to be able to retire? 🤣)

Maybe take brief vacations to play cello in the woods for mushrooms

Yeaaaaaaah But, I mean... an album called Music for the Mushrooms has a nice ring to it. And if you did it, we could all buy it and play it to the mushrooms...?

Mhmm

My retirement plans are (in order of likelihood): Death Acquire fantastic superpowers Inheritance Depending on how this works out, I will do what I can to empower your fantastic retirement plan.

My current retirement plan is the collapse of civilization if it comes before the collapse of myself. Some days, I suspect one or the other will happen sooner than advertised.

This is real