So, AirCanada. You have 4 hours to get my mother's luggage to the condo. After that, we're letting the insurance company deal with you. They sure as fuck don't want to pay out the 1000's of $$$ that the luggage is insured for, because it contains medical equipment. Your move.

Oh, I'm very aware. If it has shareholders, it isn't your friend.

Spicy noods that'll burn going in, and coming out, perfect for when I need to feel something, or have nuclear level spicy... errr... skunk gas..... Let's go with feel something. Yeah. I don't want to crop dust the local politicians offices with a bio-hazard. I swear.

Dam....... wait........ I know a grocery store here that...... imports...... from korea......... there may be hope.

Ok, but hear me out, do all that, and then film it, making it a double ended meta filled porno.

Pretty sure that's gay as fuck. I'm in.

Sounds great!!!, where do I find these warm, probably banned in Denmark noods?

I hate flying with you. My mother, who is a sweet elderly lady, and doesn't swear (usually), and I quote, "Fucking hate AirCanada" You've put profit and corpo dick sucking over customers and even your own front of house staff (they hate working for you, and it shows), and you have for years.

How in nine hells and wet thighs are you such a shitfuckshow of a company. You keep boasting about how great your profits have been, that you move more people and cargo per day than all the other airlines in Canada, and yet, somehow, you fucking suck at customer service, support and satisfaction.