100% Not to be too tmi but if I just want spice I am going for the short stories... that's rarely why I am picking up a romance book. Nobody wants all that build up to just use to *uncomfortable cough*

Yep, same here. If it’s solely for horny reasons, I’m going for erotica every time. Romance is for when I want to read a satisfying love story and the amount and explicitness of the sex in the book is secondary.