we are only hours away from finding out how disgustingly thick and heavy iPhone 15 really is.

instagram: im living my best life linkedin: im employable twitter: I hate this and I hate that and I hate this and I love that so much I will kill you

walking necklace

olympic capitalist

I’m Hungary for Turkey

pretty wild that in 2024 almost everyone has more followers than Jesus originally did

pretty wild that in 2024 almost everyone has more followers than Jesus originally did

I don’t text you back because I couldn’t find the right GIF

It is a neat coincidence that Internet came along when human beings started having important things to say about everything.

coup makers must be prosecuted. (Monday rant continues)