Trumps strategy: lose big, blame bigger

Everybody’s doing the wrong thing. People in the gym gotta go to the library. People in the library gotta go to the gym.

Life is too short to get mad every day on twitter.

By next week , Trump will be claiming that 150% is actually 100% and all mathematicians went wrong.

pretty wild that in 2024 almost everyone has more followers than Jesus originally did

Rule #1 when giving yourself a haircut: 1. Don't!

Beach towels will always be envious of bath towels, whether they’ll admit it or not.

you know exactly why i dismissed the ad, gmail

It is a neat coincidence that Internet came along when human beings started having important things to say about everything.

coup makers must be prosecuted. (Monday rant continues)