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Donald Trump’s vice-presidential running mate JD Vance has criticised the moderators of last night’s VP debate, insisting that rising facts to check his claims is a well-known liberal t…
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Following price hikes made at Netflix and Max earlier this year, Disney will be increasing subscription costs for Hulu, ESPN+, and Disney+ beginning Oct. 17. The Onion shares tips for saving money on ...
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As US lawmakers continue removing the right for women to terminate unwanted and unhealthy pregnancies, Taliban officials in Afghanistan have welcomed to move and praised the regressive thinking beh…
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PALM BEACH, FL—Hoping to boost sales of her new book, Melania Trump announced Tuesday that the first 1,000 people to preorder her memoir Melania would see her face in their dreams until they die. “I a...
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In an effort to cut down on costs for everyone in a mutually beneficial way, today Boeing announced it would provide priority boarding for passengers willing to hold their plane together with their…
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FOSTORIA, OH—Claiming such accounts chilled him to the very bone, Ohio resident Danny Gleisner, 53, told reporters Friday that he felt deeply disturbed by reports of Haitian immigrants in the state ea...
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Psychiatric facilities across the United States are at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions.
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The Republican party has taken a short break from blaming Democrats who compared Trump to Hitler for his second alleged assassination attempt, by celebrating their VP candidate who compared Trump t…