Just got back from Binface Party Conference 2024! An excellent stand up set from the absolute legend of British democracy: @countbinface.bsky.social He was impressed to hear we'd travelled from Norwich to Cambridge to see him. Very nice alien. Democratic session agreeing party manifesto pledges.
Trust Count Binface to make the most sense in a situation like this!
This photo is yet another reminder that Elon Mu$k is a twat. And yet more proof that you deserve something better than X. Which is why I’ve nabbed the website BetterThanX.co.uk as a home for all my latest intergalactic wonderment. Subscribe and join the Binface resistance!
1980s Action Force’s villain Baron Ironblood seems to have a remarkable resemblance to the earliest incarnation of serial UK election candidate Lord Buckethead, and his future spin-off Count Binface. #ActionForce#1980sToys#Merchandise#Comics
To be fair the woman who voted for you in Altrincham West could have written "Count Binface" on her ballot paper & put an X beside it. Technically voting for you whilst also showing all the other candidates (who get shown spoilt ballotvpapers) that she thinks you're better than all of them.
Brand new episode of Trash Talk with Count Binface just dropped! And it’s a bonus Ceefax special, with guest @illarterate. Get it here! (Or on page 249). podfollow.com/trash-talk-w...
Count Binface won 1% in London Candidates in 🇬🇧 are hampered by FPTP: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Lo...
I only want a little bite, honest 😋 hahahahha My dog Dave suddenly appeared at my feet when I was chopping chicken earlier. 'I only want to eat all of it' 🤣 Olive (other dog) is called: binface. On account of her bin foraging abilities.
And Lord Binface.
Beyonce. Taylor Swift. Count Binface.