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wheresrhys.bsky.social

At least 2 whinchat and 4 stonechat today on Walthamstow Marsh. I didn't get any photos so I asked chatgpt to help. Pretty good male stonechat, but its attempt at a whinchat looks like a cross between a female stonechat and a meadow pipit. #LondonBirds#BirdsArentReal.

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Cc0nc0rdance.bsky.social

Maybe you've heard of the #BirdsArentReal movement, but here's an equally wild idea that is nevertheless true: TREES DON'T EXIST (phylogenetically). By which I mean "trees" aren't a distinctive group or 'clade', they're a shape that plants grow into, like how animals tend to evolve into crabs.

A cell phone tower with broadcast antennae has been "cleverly" disguised as a giant aluminum pine tree with guide-wires.  The humor is that it's not all that well concealed, but they've glued some fake limbs to it.
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GVgvs.bsky.social

"Others, meanwhile, became lost more recently, like the Papuan whipbird, which was last documented 13 years ago." #birdsarentreal 3/3

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Ebabblingfringe.bsky.social

The fact that r/birdsarentreal is like 1/3 ornithologists really tells you all you need to know. This does, of course, also mean that dinosaurs were all robots as well, obvs.

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JRjames-rice.bsky.social

#BirdsArentReal#ISidedWithTheDronesLongAgo

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