Of course Bonzo would be coconutpilled

that wasn't very coconutpilled of you bro...

Another example: "coconut" is one of those white-on-the-inside slurs, so I did a double-take when people even whiter than I am started saying they were "based and coconutpilled" referring to Harris.

thinking about the kids who were previously uninterested in politics that are going to become totally coconutpilled now. their MAGA parents will lose their god damn minds

i was not prepared for the New Radicals ep of 60 Songs That Explain the 90s, which i'm thoroughly enjoying, to go full Bernie Bro recorded right after Biden's election bc the host is mad about it??? as opposed to... our democracy ending that night???????? hope he's coconutpilled by now

coconutpilled in that I did just fall out of a coconut tree and do not exist in the context of what came before me

We will not leave this election up to the Supreme Court to decide. We will make an undeniable landslide. #uspol#uspolitics#landslide#kamala#coconutpilled#AlwaysKamala

I aint no KHive but I am Coconutpilled

Got my 200 yesterday. I'm having 5 friends over for Prosecco and Postcard writing on Thursday. #TeamKamala#CoconutPilled#Polisky

People would say "there's already one genocide (a democratic president is doing) with trump there would be more, which is why I'm grudgingly voting biden" but when the ckncer switched away from the ongoing genocid, they're excited to be coconutpilled or whatever. The genocide wasn't their problem.