remarkable in the way that when I see a cybertruck I remark how stupid they are
Skeptical is putting it mildly, like we're talking about a new flavor of Coke. The man's entire career is buying out competition and then never delivering on anything he promises. And the one thing he did eventually deliver on (the CyberTruck) is so bad it's not insurable.
finally saw a cybertruck in the wild, with dealers plates even what I didn't anticipate is how incredibly cheap they look dull gray panels that wobble in the wind, barely any visible lights, awful boxy silhouette, it looks like it's going to fall apart on the highway jank ass car (derogatory)
It's going to be like the Cybertruck "launch" – he'll pull a dropcloth off the ugliest car you've ever seen, the Muskmelons in the audience will stop gooning for five minutes for thunderous applause, and they'll all spontaneously jizz themselves to death on hype and clapping vibrations.
I'm sure it will be as thoroughly tested and road-ready as the cybertruck.
I saw a cybertruck up close and personal 🥴 I think “wankpanzer” is an appropriate description of the vehicle.
My bet is on 2 because Elon loves blatantly lying to the public and especially investors. See: The cybertruck "beating a Porsche in a quarter mile" that wasn't a quarter mile. Or the numerous times he's lied to pump Tesla stock before a sell that got him in trouble with the SEC.
the tiktok videos of influencer moms desperately trying to convince you the cybertruck is good because it has a boot are just incredibly sad in an incredibly funny way
I'm hoping it goes about as well as his demo of the 'unbreakable glass' on the Cybertruck. Basically, I'm hoping he does a robotaxi thing and it crashes almost immediately.
