Might have to upgrade this to a two 🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale Or is it just here in my Bluesky bubble 🤔
*** #DeadCatScale#DeadCats#LiarJohnson#DeadCatScale for now. Pathetic 🙄
The attention of the #DeadCatScale#tfg#TheDonald and his bizarre claims of “immigrants eating local peoples pets”. 🤦♂️ I guess it’s worth a five 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
A new entry this morning! Straight into the #DeadCatScale at a solid nine 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 its utter poverty, as represented by SkyTV deprivation 🥲 📡
Ok, so U.K. politics gets to take a day off from generating dead cat stories today. There’s really no point trying to compete with the absolute nine 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 of a former US President being found guilt of all 34 felony charges. #DeadCatScale
This one’s got legs. Now upgrading drowning Sunak’s “National Service for 18yr olds” to a seven 🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale
Anyway, it seems to be “doing well” 🤦♂️ this morning, so… Upgrading drowning Sunak’s “National Service for 18yr olds” to a six 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale this morning. I think we’ve got a live one here. Oh. 😗
I know cats are famed for their ability to see in the dark… but now we have nocturnal deceased felines. Yes, it’s a late night new entry on the #DeadCatScale, it’s the (proposed by the Tories) return of National Service for 18 year olds. I gave it a four 🐈🐈🐈🐈 when it appeared late last night.
You’ve got to wonder. Is the announcement and the manner of the announcement of a U.K. General Election yesterday just another deceased feline? It’s probably about an eight 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale But what could it possibly be covering for? 🤔 Answers on a postcard… or just reply here 🤷♂️