I know cats are famed for their ability to see in the dark… but now we have nocturnal deceased felines. Yes, it’s a late night new entry on the #DeadCatScale, it’s the (proposed by the Tories) return of National Service for 18 year olds. I gave it a four 🐈🐈🐈🐈 when it appeared late last night.

Anyway, it seems to be “doing well” 🤦‍♂️ this morning, so… Upgrading drowning Sunak’s “National Service for 18yr olds” to a six 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 on the #DeadCatScale this morning. I think we’ve got a live one here. Oh. 😗