ok my new conspiracy theory is that the GOP planted that dude who was possibly going to shoot Trump while he was golfing so they could get a quick and easy off ramp from from the "haitians eat dogs" bit

ones to put the ring on, the others for her to eat

I can prove I'm not self destructive bc I'm going to responsibly wait til tomm to eat these Tajin gummies I bought this morning 100 years ago

Why why why do cafés put serviettes UNDER the food you're about to eat, ensuring that they are soiled before you even use them? I don't understand it!

🤣I mean ya gotta eat!

words in common it felt comical. we tried babelfish and got hilarious results that did not help us talk but did help us share a lot of laughs. I met my mom’s new husband, just the sweetest guy who would make me eat so much more than I ever thought I could handle bc my mom is a good cook and at the

Nah, that's just a cultural difference, to my mind. I have a probably-autism-related aversion to unfamiliar meats but I know people eat them

it's been 8 minutes Gremlo, surely that's long enough to eat a hotdog

anyway who wants to cook one of their fingers for me to eat. as a friend.

I would be tempted to buy some, but I have a bad habit of buying way more cheese than I can eat there.