Da Figgy bad, he runned away From mama bery fast He run and run and run until Two houses he go past At da fird, he found a twee He clime up fast and pwoud Den da mama skooped him up Cuz dere he not allowed #CheddarPoetry#FiggyGotInTrubble#IBeGoodBoy#FiggyBad#FinNotCome
Shadow kitty copys me Follows me As sunbeam shines Ware I go Is ware he gos He stays lots close His paws wif mine But wen I go Beneef da twee He dissypeers Into da shade #ShadowKitty#FinNotCome
Mama gots a sammich And I wants to hab sum too Firs I kwall onto her lap And den I start to mew I forget my manners And I twy to kwikly gwab Mama makes me wait and wait And den a peese I hab #CheddarPoetry#Sammich#ILikesSammich#DisSammichNeedsHam#WhyDereNoHam#FinNotCome
I is a lion Stwong and fearse Hunting Inbizzybil My pwey dos not see Slowly I stok Kwietly I step Den I run up to mama And gib her a kiss #IFearseButSweet#FinNotCome
Mama's hed is hurty So jus dis will be my post I gonna purr and cuddle Cuz I luvs my mama most #CheddarPoetry#hurtyHed#MiteNotHartOrWeply#ITakeCareOfMama#FinNotCome
My mama gibs me cuddles And she comes wen I go mew My mama gibs me nummy noms And den she steels my poo My mama sabed me long ago A hewo wat she be I luvs her lots, wif all my hart And she belongs to me #CheddarPoetry#MothersDay#MamasDay#ILuvsMyMama#BitesMeanLuv#FinNotCome
Mama had a hurty hed I cuddled up to care In da morn, we boff waked up Wif smoke all in air Forwest fires, far away Dey blowed da smoke all heer Closing all da windows Mama ses no need for fear #CheddarPoetry#StinkySmoky#HurtyHed#MamaSesNoOutsideToday#NoFair#FinNotCome
It alreddy be one year Sints Figgy firs be found Teeny, tiny, all alone He maked a skweeky sound Altho at firs I not be shur We soon began to play He became my brudder And foreber he now stay #CheddarPoetry#GotchaDay#Figgy#TinyBaby#LiddleBrudder#HeBeJus295gwams#FinNotCome
Sunbeam be shining on my hed As I be sleeping in My favrit hammik bed Earlwee in da morn As I dweaming bout da sunbeam Shining warmly Peesefully As da happy fills me #Parrydee#Sundwops#Sunbeam#SunPuddle#HappyNappy#FinNotCome
Figgy tolded mama Dat I farted on his hed I sed, Figgy, dat not twue Cuz yoo alive, not ded! #CheddarPoetry#INotTooted#FinNotCome