Still thinking of the total hero of a mum who went round the kids party at the end, drink in hand, and just gave each kid a fiver instead

Dramatic dénouement - screw Boots, I’ve made an appointment at Tesco and it’s a fiver cheaper. I won!

Quite jealous. I think my "colourful" local is just under a fiver but I have to put up with ket-heads if I go there.

Bigger than I thought! I'm thinking a skirt would actually be quite nice. It's lovely and only cost a fiver. The other one at the back is huge! I feel some pillow cases coming on. I'm sorry to hear you still feel shitty.

Babbages had a strict no tipping policy but when Mom excitedly stuffed a crisp fiver in the waistband of his Speedo's because "this is the most action I've seen all year!"? Cinnabon for lunch!

A fiver very well spent. I see they finally sold out now. 😄

Uh oh mama's been buying Platinum Preppy's again (But not sorry, a fiver each from Hamilton Pens (UK). 3rd edition Wa pens, the green is Karakusa, the pink is Sakura Chirashi. There are also newer editions out , a little more expensive but still affordable I believe.

I literally haven't watched this on a big screen since 1997 😭 And for only a fiver totally worth it

I still don't know how in polish shops they manage to vacuum pack entire livestock and sell it for a fiver

Fiver says he justifies it thus: Indira Gandhi did it again in 1984 so that's okay and besides which she got assassinated and Dyer didn't so obviously the Punjabis liked us more.