[grabby hands] Let's start Monday with a laugh! Show me your favorite goofs, I would very much like to see them! 👀🎨
Today I am only reading and posting jokes. Nothing heavy today. Goofs only. This is a discourse-free zone AND EVEN a silliness checkpoint. Not even one drop of solemnity, I am not fucking around.
There will never be another cat like her. You could hug or hold her however you wanted, blow raspberries on her tummy, she just loved and loved and loved and didn't care as long as someone was loving her back. Rest my little shadow, my babygirl, my little potato. I'll watch over these two goofs now.
Why should he pay for the return trip? He doesn’t want people to bail early, it saves money, and stranding these goofs won’t cost him a single vote.
This kid constantly riffs on songs for both emotional beats and also goofs and laughs, Weird Al style, and I gotta start writing more of his lyrics down. Here is one of his more storified ones from lunch today.
One of these goofs is too busy using me as a pillow to look for a sunbeam. Lucky for her I’m right by the balcony window. Hope Monty gets some sun!
my goal re: electoral posting is to generate mild gallows humor or other goofs that will soothe and/or entertain people having bad feelings about the election cycle. plus the ulterior motive of gaining followers.
And from what I have heard around Chicagoland anecdotally, major resistance only exists now from higher-up goofs wishing to justify their expensive office space.
‘MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT!’ *belgian techno intensifies* It is a tragedy that Linden Ashby and Robin Shou did not get vast ‘likable goofs who kick ads’ careers off that