Tbf, the bacon grease is directed at her, not your dad.

(I went in for a cup of tea and a bacon butty, but I had a massive greasy salty curry for tea last night and suddenly started feeling violently sick at the thought of more salt and grease)

butters her nut til she grease

gonna bring back greases. gonna call butters of all synthetic origin grease. cow greases, nut greases. all of them. canonically greasy.

My dad was an evil bigot, but he's dead now (probably all the bacon grease) so all good. I'm not a dad, technically, but I do tell a lot of dad jokes...

At this point my retirement plan involves backcountry camping, bacon grease, and a hungry endangered grizzly bear in its hour of need

Heh, bacon grease… who would use that in a sexual setting…

You better start saving bacon grease

Grease a 2-quart baking dish with a 3 tablespoon slice of butter, and throw the rest of the butter in a 3 quart saucepan. Shake half the breadcrumbs around in the dish so they stick to the sides and bottom. Combine the other half of the breadcrumbs with half the parmesan and set aside.