BC
Benderdict Cumbenderbatch
@benderdict.bsky.social
Venture Socialist
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It's how they reproduce
You better start saving bacon grease
Did you know a treadmill is a time machine? Only 3 months of dedicated running on a treadmill will speed you through 10 years of joint pain!
ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG. LOOSE ROLL GANG
Imagining the logistics of this. Some sort of Rube Goldberg tube and tank situation.
Chaya: "Ryan, I'm pregnant" Ryan: "I've completed a disinformation analysis...."
I'm sometimes to blame if we're being honest
Don't tell anyone, but I poured a Corona in there with a splash of lime juice
BC
Benderdict Cumbenderbatch
@benderdict.bsky.social
Venture Socialist
358 followers575 following4.8k posts