It's how they reproduce

You better start saving bacon grease

Did you know a treadmill is a time machine? Only 3 months of dedicated running on a treadmill will speed you through 10 years of joint pain!

Imagining the logistics of this. Some sort of Rube Goldberg tube and tank situation.

Chaya: "Ryan, I'm pregnant" Ryan: "I've completed a disinformation analysis...."

I'm sometimes to blame if we're being honest

Don't tell anyone, but I poured a Corona in there with a splash of lime juice

I stand by this

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