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AJalanjporter.bsky.social

Daily #BondLexicon entry - PROJECT BENGAL: The code name given by S.C.U.M. agent Baron Von Sarkin to his giant robotic tiger. The tiger had been built in order to frighten locals away from a ruined temple while he searched there for the lost Star of Kali diamond [JBJRcb11].

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wscotgrey.bsky.social

Tom Brady lost his ass on FTX. Gonna do Hertz commercials for the rest of his life.

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Vdemonfox.dad

Exactly! Also it's a Live Service game, and people basically have time for one of those. Which means any others competing either a) fail or b) take away from his.

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Yuuup I did ask dude why they went the wrong way, and he was completely unaware his 15 minute trip took 35 minutes 🙃

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Bbibylovesam.bsky.social

bryano percebia os olhares sedutores de maria, porém achava que era coisa of his head, até que entao, passando por maria, maria rapidamente agarra bryano para um caloroso sedutor abraço bem apertado que quase mata bryano, Maria raptou bryano e o levou para seu porão sujo empoeirado, bryano chora de

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DBplasticrobots.bsky.social

Stiffness Spares Son Strangulation #PlasticRobots#TheSimpsons

Homer angrily tells Bart to be grateful that he can't strangle him as punishment for spilling his box of donuts because they're both action figures that don't have enough articulation to do that horrible act of child abuse.
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ESespiers.bsky.social

I found my mom because my uncle’s mother in law wanted to understand just how Mexican he was. Answer: very very Mexican, which she probably could have gleaned from the fact that he’s pretty dark skinned and his name is Chico.

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hauggers.bsky.social

Guys Peppa Pig is at VERY real danger of being cancelled due to the forced promotion of the series called "Bluey". We CANNOT let this happen. We need to show the world just how important Peppa is. Use the hashtag #PeppaIsBetterThanBluey and we'll put that stupid dog in his place. Lets get it viral.

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RVrvbdigital.bsky.social

"He tweets so often that the network’s bot scanners have flagged his account in the past. He has replaced Donald Trump as the tweeter-in-chief." Quando te falarem que bilionário é bilionário porque trabalha muito, lembre-se que Elon e Donald passam a maior parte do dia em rede social.

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