rawr rawr bark bark eating your computer from the inside out rn :3
it is a tumblr inside joke or maybe a tumblr outside joke they talked about me im on tumblr im not even on tumblr i hit da big time baybeeee
Let's play catch up real quick, non-chronologically! Starting with the celebratory pic I did back when my bird profile reached 400 followers, where Chris Redfield... screwed around and found out. For the enjoyment of mine and readers obviously!
Ik whats inside.
My parent's house doesn't have the heat on yet so it's 60F inside I'm COLD
Touch? He's 𝙎𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 that fat ponut out! Licking his fingers before he just 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 them inside!
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Hey! I have a book coming out at the end of this month! We've got space. We've got vampires. We've got dual pov queer leads. We've got daring heists and bounty hunters who don't know when to quit. A fun 400+ page adventure full of feels! Check it out!! linktr.ee/whereverthes...#SFF#scifi 🌈📚
This is like a tumblr inside joke being born