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DFdfarnitano.bsky.social


god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
The council of Elrond, with Leslie Nielsen replacing Elrond.
Leslie: “I’ve figured out a way to destroy the Ring”
Boromir: “What is it?”
Leslie: “It’s that little round gold thing over there.  But that’s not important right now”
Two orks talking on walky-talkies.
Orc 1: The age of men is over
Orc 2: The age of men is what? Over
A scene from Casino Royale, but with the poker game replaced with Warhammer 40,000.
"Ultra-Marines Mr. Bond? How utterly predictable.
I cast "Da Jump" and put my 30 Ork Boyz directly behind your lines. Now, will you save your reserves?
Or put your tanks at the mercy of my Stompa?
WAAAGH, Mr. Bond."
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MBmbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social

D’oh! Could be worse! If you had Orks or Astra Militarum you wouldn’t be able to fit camp gear with your army.

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NRnora.zone

orks!!!

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fantasy or 40k? i want to know if i should send skaven or orks instead

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lesludoboys.bsky.social

Les Custodes affrontent  les monstroplantes de #warhammer40k... les orks ! (... je viens de perdre tous les jeunes)....

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RDbrushwolf.bsky.social

Still in a bad mood, here’s yesterday’s #drawings

A Mordian officer uses a much more formal sword style to take on a massive Ork Nob in Mega-Armour. There’s a squig balanced on one shoulder of the armor and some suggestion of charging Orks in the background.
A group of beastmen - a crouched ungor with a glaive, shield and sword wielding gor, shield and sword centigor with all four feet off the ground, and a huge bovigor (or minotaur) - advance through a graveyard at the edge of a forest.
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SKsandrokowinzky.bsky.social

Deutschland sollte auch seine besten Soldatinnen in den Donbas schicken, um die russischen Orks davon zu überzeugen, das Krieg Scheiße ist!

Ausschnitt aus dem Duell von Sahra Wagenknecht (BSW) und Alice Weidel (AfD), wo sich beide mit Handschlag und freundlichem Lächeln begegnen.
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Jjoshbutch.bsky.social

Ein Hefegebäckteilchen gefüllt mit Rosinen ist echt sowas von tödlich 🤢 Freiwillig hätte ich mir das nie gekauft. Örks.

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Mminea-nocov.bsky.social

örks... unangenehm 🤮

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Cneocortex.bsky.social

... örks 🤢

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