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BSnitrofox.bsky.social

Oh no

Amazon ad for the "Pornitor" portable monitor
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PMjewkrainian.bsky.social

I’m just using my pornitor in my pornchair in my pornffice for porn purposes

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Srningscissors.bsky.social

Ugh. The new photo cropping chops off that it’s the actual BRAND

Brand: Pornitor 4.4 ***** (76) Laptop Screen Extender, 15.6" Dual Monitors (Wins/Mac) Folding Stacked Portable Dual Monitor, USB C Travel Extended Computer Display with VESA Triple Portable Monitor for Laptop PC Windows Mac
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Srningscissors.bsky.social

HR: we need to discuss an item on your expense report

A laptop screen extender from the brand: Pornitor.
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AMthatoldbear.bsky.social

imagine the boardroom discussion after this ad went live. "I thought we agreed on DoubleFold" "Me too, who approved this?" "Gentlemen, cant you see the future is PORNITOR?"

an amazon ad for a hinged vertically oriented dual monitor set up. the brand name is PORNITOR, white text on a pink background dominating the upper screen
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AYallanis.gay

Pornitor: for the discerning goon cave.

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MTbimbomou.se

the dual screen version a.co/d/8c0typs

Screenshot of the dual screen Pornitor aka Portable Monitor
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NEgammarae.design

www.theverge.com/2024/9/5/242... Call them pornitors you cowards

Verge comment "Let's all hope this portmanteau for portable monitors doesn't catch on. Amazon has become the wild west of branding, but differentiating your displays by shortening portable and monitor to pornitor may give shoppers the wrong idea about what you're actually selling. It's not known if this was an intentional branding decision, but as Overkill.wtf points out, we need to ensure that calling these devices pornitors never becomes a thing."
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AFamazingfacts.bsky.social

Anyone fancy a portable monitor?

Amazon portable monitor, the name, like jedward, had been shortened to pornitor - the robot pornographer
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