I keep a squir gun at my desk to microdose showerthoughts #officeFunny#gentleHumor#linkedIn#predatorDroneManufacturing
John McClane in DieHard became friends with Carl the cop. Carl was on family matters. In theory we could have a Die Hard/Family Matters crossover where Steve Urkel helps John McClane in a silly slap stick comedy. You’re welcome. #ShowerThoughts
questionamento aleatório que me veio à cabeça: em que momento da fabricação os bonecos de Toy Story obtém consciência? #showerThoughts
Given current levels of inflation, a pound's actually not a bad price for a shopping trolley #showerthoughts
"How weird is eating, when you think about that process?" 𝗔 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗳 𝗛𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗵 https://bit.ly/3XGuc6a#showerthoughts#youarewhatyoueat#anappleaday#snozberry 1/2
An apology OWED is no apology at all. An apology freely given, on the other hand... Now that's something that may be worth accepting. #ShowerThoughts#IsThisPhilosophy#MyMedicationsAreKickingIn
If you can fold your pizza in half without it breaking or slopping all over the place, that isn't a pizza; it's a twink. Checkmate, New York. #showerthoughts