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Deg
@degaetus.bsky.social
I'm just a dude, playin' a dude, pretending to be another dude.
41/m
7 followers5 following14 posts
If you can fold your pizza in half without it breaking or slopping all over the place, that isn't a pizza; it's a twink. Checkmate, New York. #showerthoughts
Are you not entertained?
It's an indictment on you that inebriation is the only niche in society from which you have carved joy for yourself. Welcome to the dark side. Punch and pie are on the table in the corner, Mr. Kettle. Remember: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Still waiting
The previous message doesn't make sense in dark mode.
I did not have "hurriquake" on my storm disaster bingo card. Seems like a good time to start day drinking.
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Deg
@degaetus.bsky.social
I'm just a dude, playin' a dude, pretending to be another dude.
41/m
7 followers5 following14 posts