Are you not entertained?

It's an indictment on you that inebriation is the only niche in society from which you have carved joy for yourself. Welcome to the dark side. Punch and pie are on the table in the corner, Mr. Kettle. Remember: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Still waiting

no u

Excuse me, the brim of your hat is on the wrong side and your sunglasses are dirty. #Canceled

#blueontheloo doesn't have the same ring to it.