Impatience is my other middle name. Especially while food shopping. That being said, if you have the time and are not stealing someone else’s, create positive interactions with cashiers and other employees. That kind of karma is invaluable. #WalFuckingMart I feel so old. My grocery shopping is done
On the way home from work and stopped at #WalFuckingMart May have scratched that dude’s CRV with my chainsaw when moving it into the relative safety of the truck cab. You know, that dude didn’t say a word. Just smiled and waved and drove off. I may start carrying a chainsaw with me everywhere!
You ever feel as if you might have fallen over the edge of some sort of event horizon as you stand in line at the checkout at #WalFuckingMart ? The gravity of the checker just traps you into oblivion. All I wanted was a rotisserie chicken.
Metallica on the radio as you pull into Walmart at the end of a dirty day of insulation and subsequent itching is trés basura blanco but I’ll own it. #WalFuckingMart
Being #MaskedUp#WalFuckingMart does make it so much easier to sing bawdy songs as you walk along shopping 🎶🎶Aye aye aye your mother douches with Drano🎶🎶thank you Dr. Dirty
For a scrotum free dining experience allow me to introduce you to Nossack Best Recipes! I’m getting punchy Welcome to ⬆️AF #ShoppingWithFred#MaskUp#MuskUp#WalFuckingMart
Just walked into #WalFuckingMart We need to normalize shouting THAT IS NOT $8 WORTH OF GUACAMOLE! As soon as we walk in the door .
Feels like George Carlin would have had a blast with this label. Previously called regular. Hey that sounds like me, before drugs. Stuck in a #WalFuckingMart again.
🎶🎶I’m an adult now… Haulin’ ass into #WalFuckingMart hoping to grab a roast 🐓 for dinner. That adult enough for you? ⬆️AF It’s weed Wednesday right?
