Just walked into #WalFuckingMart We need to normalize shouting THAT IS NOT $8 WORTH OF GUACAMOLE! As soon as we walk in the door .

We must have very different Walmarts. At mine literally no one would notice you over the din and clamor. As long as you don't physically attack the greeter when security is looking, anything goes.

You would love our local super store. $5 for HALF a watermelon.