Da air be hot But da flor be kool I spwall out It nice on my tummy Figgy comes Figgy copys He spwalls out His tummy on da flor Togeber, we be Da mama, she awws But it not be long Til we wessle and chase #TooHot#Brudders#Wessles#FiggyAlwaysCopyingMe

I sit in da twee As Figgy sits below I bop him on da hed Da wessling mach begins! We wessles fearse and hard Figgy gwabs my nek But I fites him off He stops He looks up at me I looks down at him He leeps up And bites my bumbum! Eeleegal moob! Figgy diskwallyfyed I wins agen!

No, this is Star Trek 4, we have to get the whales (and the nuclear wessles), killing God is the next episode.

Show me the way to the nuclear wessles

Does he say "Nuclear wessles" at least?

Da mama puts away da noms Dey came in boks Fig plays in boks I kwall into da cuppybird I chek each can I kownt each can Den da Figgy intywupts I chase da Fig I wessles Fig #IHalpsGood#FiggyNotHelpGoodCuzHeABaby#DereBeOberElebendySebenCansIFinks#StillNoFin

I pose cute for mama I pose cute for camra I pose cute for pikchur But den Figgy intawups Fig pose cute for mama Fig pose cute for camra Figgy fotobums me So I wessles him lots good #CheddarPoetry#Fotobum#IWinDaWessles#MamaStillHeeling#IBehindOnNotiffykayshins#FinNotCome

It be nite and beddytime, I hops on mama's bed Figgy comes, he starts to paw He bops me on da hed I ses Figgy, time for sleeps! But he still wants to play Den I wessles him rite dere Until he kwits and stay #CheddarPoetry#SillyFiggy#BeddytimeForSleeps#FinCameAndHadNoms

As we wessles on da twee Da Figgy cwies oo ott ach eee! He dos a flip and turns awound And den he falls down to da gwound #CheddarPoetry#FiggyMentYooNotCachMe#INotPushedHim#IWin#StillNoFin