Bless the Underground Transgender Tofu-eating Wokerati Mafia, we’ve got the future sewn up 🤩

‘Underground Transgender Mafia’[salutes] “Tofu-eating Wokerati, Officials. [salutes] What are your plans, then?” ‘We’re gonna destroy the country, stay in the ECHR & rejoin the EU’ “So are we!” ‘What?’ “That’s OUR plan!” ‘We’ve been planning it for months!’ “Fuck Off!” ‘WE HAVE!’ “BOLLOCKS…”

I thought it was the left wing economic wokerati or something.

But that wasn't her fault, it was the blob/wets/wokerati... have I missed anyone?!

Sod off Braverman Tofu eating wokerati, for the win

Tory strategy for safeguarding the citizens of UK: 1 defund NHS 2 give the money saved to Tory cronies 3 when the sh*t hits the fan, steal urgently needed vaccines from NATO allies 4 lie about the whole thing and blame tofu-eating wokerati. 5 sell story to The Telegraph.

Pat… welcome back to the Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati.. #thearchers

Not while it remains the preserve of the tofu-eating, podcast-making, growth-hating wokerati

Yeah, I literally am one of the 'tofu-eating wokerati'. 🤣 Must get a T-shirt...

🥬 Did none of you tofu-eating, Guardian-reading Islington wokerati bother to eat any spinach in August then?!